Wednesday, September 2, 2009



Too bad I missed this fantastic and surreal event, for I am a lover of cat and owner of many throughout my seven cat lives, the latest being an amazing Russian blue we called BAZZOON, also had the privilege of delivering three litters in one of the bedrooms of our country house, read one of the greatest literary work of the 20th century where one of the central characters is an outrageously funny and demonic cat. All that to say that my comments should hypothetically carry some weight!!!!! So here it is: Design all you want, you will never be able to get into the fantastic mind of a cat. When our cat delivered her litters, for more than 2 months we played hide and seek, the mother kept hiding her litters in places even the most creative or devious mind could not have imagined, (tearing the bottom padding of a a lounge chair and stuffing the litters inside the upholstery. When we asked our veterinarian in exasperation for advice, this is what she had to say: "A cat will hide its litters in places even the devil can't find, and there is nothing yo can do about it!" Our pharaonic ancestors considered these creatures to be mini gods, and sentenced anyone who inflicted harm on them to the death penalty. So you folks have taken on a monumental task, IF YOU FALL SHORT in Catalonia, its population will revolt and cast its spell on all of you!

A toast to these fantastic creatures and any anyone who tries to get into their sublime mind, despite the futility of the feat.

Eman

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