Shawirma is Faster than Fast Food

Homeless in Amman | Pt1:
Shawirma is faster than 'fast food', don't know how that is relevant but it's one of the things I noticed during my quest for a referential residence in the city of Amman!

This post is personal, random and stupid; it is not meant to be neat, organized or even make sense!
1. Again, shawirma is faster than fast food, and these are not the states on the American flag, these are Hardees stars!
(Exercise: Who can fix an american flag with hardees stars on?)

2. Falafel ought to be cheap, each piece of Falafel should be true to itself, its essence, its cheap ingrediants and the masses which it relates it and preserve its purpose as an alternative to burgers as long as class division is preserved

3. Each one of us carries his house's window frame and sees the city through, those with no homes are stupid enough to wish they had your frame!

4. No apartment should have fixed rent, for that existance is relative

5. Flats and 'significant others'; one much easier to find than the other but both can be bargained

6. The previous post is not sexist; for that both sexes agree with posts 1 and 2

7. When renting an apartment one has to rent the owner's values, regulations and beliefs; future estate advertisenments would look like this:
A Fundamentalist Apartment, 2 bedrooms (only for sleeping purposes), overlooking Qaeda HQ! Fundamentalist couples only (preferably rich), entery test required!

8. The previous apartment exists in Dahiet al Hussain, opposite of Aramex

9. If you're in the street, waiting for a cab but can't find any, call the 'Mumayaz'; not so they would send you a cab, but so you would entertain yourself listening to Frank Sinatra's "I did it my way" for over 15 minutes while on hold until you finally find a yellow cab!

10. One building should burn in every neighborhood so that real estate prices would get back to more logical pricing! There MUST be decent one room apartments for less than 350 jds a month!

11. Jordan Gate project does NOT own pavements and the streets surrounding the project (for security reasons) the only thing which should be eliminated for "security reasons" are those jinxed ugly disgusting towers which so far has collapsed three times, burned once and broken 'raf3a'!

12. Um Uzaina is NOT Khalda! Even if real estate offices said so! Don't give them 10 jds! And let them pay for their own damn transportation!

13. In general, and even if Shawirma is faster than fast food, it loses the benefit for the awful effect of 'garlic' in a ridiculously hot summer!

14. No interruptionists should eat shawirma while writing an article for that garlic's effect is contagious, and we (at interruptions) are ready to interrupt any cheap attempt to leak garlic to the pages of our beloved publication

15. posts 13 and 14 were written after consuming massive amounts of shawirma and garlic substance and then walking down to an internet cafe at Jam3a street at almost midnight

16. Even if written under these circumistances, doesnt make any of the previous points wrong, or less credible

I end this post here, and today's question is:
iPhone or Blackberry Bold?

Goodnight everyone!